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PHP-Poem

Jun 06 27

Ein kleines PHP-Gedicht von Martin Alterisio:

A sad poem of an algorithm where solitude brought excessive use of cpu
cycles and memory allocation for redundant data (it copied over and over
again the same image till all memory was filled with it)

$timeWaiting = 0;
while (!$you->near($me)) {
	$me->thinkAbout($you);

	switch (true) {
		case $timeWaiting < 5:
			$me->wait($you);
			break;

		case $timeWaiting < 10:
			$me->worry();
			break;

		case $timeWaiting < 20:
			$me->lookFor($you);
			break;

		case $timeWaiting < 40:
			$me->worry();
			$me->lookFor($you);
			break;

		case $timeWaiting < 80:
			$me->worry();
			$me->cry();
			$me->lookFor($you);
			$me->lookFor($you);
			$me->lookFor($you);
			break;

		case $timeWaiting < 160:
			$me->worry();
			$me->cry();
			$me->drink();
			$me->lookFor($you);
			$me->lookFor($you);
			$me->lookFor($you);
			$me->thinkAbout($you);
			$me->thinkAbout($you);
			$me->cry();
			$me->lookFor($you);
			$me->lookFor($you);
			$me->drink();
			$me->drink();
			break;

		default:
			throw new CantLiveWithoutYou();
			die(”alone”);
	}

	$timeWaiting++;
}

$me->happy = true;

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1. 1. am 29.06.06 um 22:57 von Hmm? » Blog Archiv » PHP- Poem |

   [...] … gefunden auf http://www.script-artists.de [...]
2. 2. am 01.07.06 um 21:12 von chris |

   bräuchte man nur noch eine Freundin, die das versteht.
   MfG
   Chris